A World of Cheese, For your Pleasure

Have you ever seen Japanese porn? It's...well, sick. And if you think the teen genre in North American porn is bad, you haven't seen anything yet. I once said that most men can tell the difference between reality and fantasy, but under the right circumstances, maybe that isn't so easy. Clearly I wasn't thinking about Japanese men. Even better:

"In my imagination at least, I've raped every single one of the women working under me. They're no good at their jobs, so I figure they've got to be of use to their boss in some way."

Oh, those crazy Japanese. You know those night schools that they have in Japan for kids to get on the fast track to some school? One mother, apparently known for her great parenting skills, killed her own son when he refused to attend school 16 hours a day. Apparently child abuse is on the rise in Japan these days.

The thing I like most about this site are the headlines. "Hopelessly Hirsute Fry Fur for More Feminine Feel". "College for specs braniacs into courses and sex maniacs' intercourses".

All of these stories are interestingly perverse. I like this one: "Senior slaying pops age limit on crimes of passion".

"Everybody else in the home hated us for living together. We wanted to get out of there and into a home of our own, but things didn't work out. We thought when they changed rooms around, we wouldn't be able to live together anymore. I didn't want to leave him, so I thought it'd be best to kill him," Shukan Shincho quotes Suzuki as telling the police when admitting to the killing. "I choked him with my apron strings. But he opened his eyes and looked to be in such great pain, so I gave up that idea and suffocated him with a pillow instead....'Hayashi-san was also pretty close to other women in the home,' Shukan Shincho quotes Suzuki as telling the police. "I thought that if we were separated, he would begin seeing those other women. I couldn't bare that, so I decided to kill him."

I guess I'd be called Parker-san in Japan. I like that.