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July 30, 2004
Squirreled Balls
CBC News: Thieving squirrels par for the course for Edmonton golfers
That's Canadian news. The threat of getting your golf balls "squirrelled". We are an exciting country. But if it were in the States, there would be a War on Squirrels, and they would be detained and questioned, even if they don't even live near the course.
Posted by JonasParker at July 30, 2004 3:08 PM
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Now now, don't forget...they only get detained and questioned if they AREN'T shot on sight... Sometimes, it's easier to deal with "terrah" that way...
Posted by: V. at July 30, 2004 3:12 PM
Yes, and if it were Israel, the squirrels would declare there independence and demand that trees be recognized as a new country. Only, we wouldn't have that, and just to spite them we'd send settlers to live on their trees and take away all their peanuts. Eventually golf balls would start exploding on impact (that damn Squirrel Martyrs Brigade), and squirrels would be shot down by helicopters as a counter measure.
Posted by: argolam at August 1, 2004 11:47 PM
Brilliant. I think we should have reactions from different countries on this squirrel problem. For example, how would France or Nazi Germany deal with these squirrels?
Posted by: JonasParker at August 2, 2004 12:25 AM