A World of Cheese, For your Pleasure

Haven't these women ever heard of a sphincter? Maybe some sphinctal exercises are in order. Sheesh!

Maybe it's tired from all the clenching it has to do, or the assfucking, one of the two.

I don't know that that is funny. Not at all. A few years ago, my mother was told that her tiredness and pain, muscle spasms and weakness were "all in her head", and then several years later they "discovered" chronic fatigue syndrome, with specifically studies showing the mitochodria in all the cells (which make the energy each body cell uses) were not functioning properly in such people. Nothing worse than having a real problem and having people think you are nuts, and laughing. As for sphincter, from what I read on that article, it seems the woman has done everything possible, including holding it in til she can get into the bathroom. Note that holding in farts can result in stomach cramps and bowel cancer. I have had farts such as described here once or twice, and it is both excruciating, embarrassing, and so constant that one would literally have to spend one's day in the bathroom if one didn't want to be farting around others. Grow up guys. And I would say the same thing to her stupid doctors. If her friends, lovers, coworkers and everyone else are telling her that she is farting and smells, I suspect they are right and the doctor is wrong. The poor woman.

I think I have officially been "told".

I never meant to imply that it wasn't actually a problem. It seems to be quite a problem. No, I don't know why people don't believe that it is happening. Still makes me chuckle, though.

The next time I see a woman acting funny around people, I'll think, "Maybe she has persistent gas."