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September 29, 2004

Bigger tits from better ring tones: only from Japan of course

  1. What better way to start new posts than to talk about those crazy Japanese? From the famous deprogrammer of the Aum Shinrikyo cult (the ones than poisoned a bunch of people on the subway system a while back) comes—wait for it—a ringtone that will make your tits grow! A 19-year-old says:
    "I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"
    Couldn't that have happened by eating too much McDonald's-san? Or from it being that time of the month?

    The creator says that the ringtones provoke movement in the part of the brain that responds to sound and light. I've heard of the Mozart effect, but this is ridiculous. Of course, if this guy is correct, then imagine what kinds of subliminal shit they are already doing to us.

  2. Someone is going around taking pictures of people having sex in their cars. I suppose the person is relatively safe from pissed off and shocked people. They're in a car and half naked. Weirdos.

  3. This one, though, takes the cake, and she's not even Japanese. An Aussie woman had her husbands ashes sewn into her breasts. Said she's would never be apart from him this way. I'm not sure which is weirder; this or eating part of his remains. Somehow nibbling on your partner's ear (heh) is more, uh, palatable, than sewing their ashes inside your body. I wonder if they were packed into some kind of implant and now she has noticeably bigger tits. Maybe she should have just gotten his picture of her cell phone and downloaded the tit-expanding ring tone. That way she could honour her dead partner and attract a new one at the same time. Fucking weirdo.

Posted by JonasParker at September 29, 2004 1:03 PM

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Ooops. Clicked on the 'sex in cars' link. That just made me chuckle. If you can make things grow using subliminal messagding, do you think you can shrink things too? Like my belly?

Posted by: Procrasto at September 29, 2004 2:15 PM