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December 19, 2004

Cock science

From sexblo.gs: Length-boosting surgery for micropenises. The description of the procedure makes me want to cry. Has anyone actually encountered this unfortunate phenomenon? I have heard of women actually erupting in laughter at the sight of a new man penis. I can imagine gasping in shock at seeing something that a woman might have (which, I suppose can be just as bad as laughing out loud), but I can't imagine laughing out loud at a woman's parts.

And what if you are 7.5 cm? You don't even have a medical condition. You just have a small cock. Seems even more unfair. And the more women I talk to, the more it seems that cock size really, REALLY does matter.

Within a decade, they will be growing cocks in labs. "But he says it will be closer to 10 years before a fully-functional tissue engineered penis is grown in the lab and attached to a man or child." Can you imagine a mistake happening where a boy gets a man cock? Or the other way? It'll happen, I'm positive.

UPDATE: The notify said: "If you are reading this, there may be hope for you." I meant, "If you are reading this and you have micropenis, there may be hope for you." Otherwise, I suppose you are hopeless.

Posted by JonasParker at December 19, 2004 8:42 AM

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