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January 6, 2005
Superficial bullshit
So apparently people are saying that Beyoncé Knowles has become fat. In fact, not just fat, but a "really fat hippopotamus", although you can't expect much from a site calling itself The Superficial. I don't understand how people expect others to be airbrushed constantly. They thin(k) it's a scandal that people "suddenly, actually" are "fat". These performers are like bodybuilders. They have the best training regimens for weeks or months to look good for a particular event. The rest of the time, they relax. The difference is that the bodybuilders probably are the trainers, and it's somewhat more likely to be a lifestyle thing for the bodybuilder. In either case, they aren't constantly looking so ridiculously hot all the time. Beyoncé may never have looked like this in real life.
And Jay-Z does need to pull up those pants, for Christ's sakes.
Posted by JonasParker at January 6, 2005 12:34 PM
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Not at all fat. To me at least. If I looked like that in a bathing suit I'd be all Bo Derek running down the beach '10' style. So the girl's got an ass - who doesn't? (And if they don't they are probably not hot anyway). I agree with the relaxing celebrity stuff, they have to have fitness breaks just like the rest of us.
The bigger question is why she's wearing such huge earrings on the beach. Her hair is frizzy, she's got a little facial hair and absolutely no makeup but damn if she won't be seen without jewlery. To each her own strange beauty thing, though.
Posted by: Jenn at January 6, 2005 5:44 PM
Jeez, anybody who thinks she's fat based on that photo has rocks in their head. OK, she's not a stick, but she looks great! Good and healthy. Nice and round in all the right places and smooth all over. rrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr!
(And yeah...what's with the pants?)
Posted by: blork at January 6, 2005 9:08 PM
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