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January 31, 2005

McDonald's can McFuck™ itself

There's nothing sadder than out-of-touch adults trying to send a positive message out to kids. But what's worse is out-of-touch ad execs trying to cash in on hip, cool, ethnic language to sell pure shit. Andrew Teman reports that McDonald's wants you to fuck its sandwiches. As Phlegmy said, I wouldn't eat it, let alone have sex with it.

Here's some advice: If you are a minority of some kind, don't fall for the big money big burger big auto big whatever conglomerate trying to market just to you. They don't know you, they definitely don't care, and they probably have their heads up their asses.

Posted by JonasParker at January 31, 2005 8:44 AM

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