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June 6, 2005
Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Me
Boing Boing had an entry on the lethal martial arts move, "Monkey Steals the Peach". It says, "...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death." That's quite a peach. Imagine this exchange:
Thug: Back the fuck up!
Punk: Fuck you! I'll show you my Monkey Steals the Peach™ technique!
Thug: Oooh, I'm trembling, muthfucka! I'm TREMMMBLING!
Punk gets ready.
Thug: Whatcha gon' go little munkey? You gonna steal my peach?
Punk steals peach.
Thug: YEAAARRRGGHH! My Sean John pants!
FATALITY.
Can't blame the Thug. It's just a little monkey stealing a peach, right? Wrong.
Posted by JonasParker at June 6, 2005 3:48 PM
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