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July 25, 2005
Pink dollars
As featured on David Letterman's Top Ten last Friday, the new Norwegian Gay Soda. (An excellent #1, by the way.) Reminds me of SNL's Schmitt's Gay many years back featuring Adam Sandler and the late Chris Farley. (I think the voice over was Phil Hartman.)
Anyway, all this gay merchandise means pure profits! They say that the gay market is still virtually untapped. Just imagine: Gay watches. Gay kitchenware. Lesbian chairs. Lesbian liquor! Lick her. Maybe that was a little easy, but not as easy as gay fruit. Genetically-modified gay fruit. I don't know what thay could possibly mean, but that's money, baby. Transgendered tea! Like Lady Earl Grey tea from Twinings. Enhanced gay gerbils, now with more wriggle!
Just make ordinary products and slap a gay label on them! I feel rich already! I wonder if I'll have to "come out" in order to maintain credibility among my victims suckers customers.
Posted by JonasParker at July 25, 2005 10:42 AM
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