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February 8, 2006
Exact chocolate replica
As reported here, there is a chocolate penis making kit out there. I never knew how much it was until now. $30 bucks plus (probably insane) shipping. And the real vibrator is only $40. Check out the gallery (including the one holding his like a victorious sword and the unfortunate bloke with apparent Peyronie's disease) But the best part about this is the description:
But what to do with your clone when it’s finished? Well, obviously your first instinct will be to put it up on the mantlepiece and show dinner guests when the pop round. You could also take it to work, and use it as a handy paperweight.Then again, you could always give it to the wife and tell her she can finally have that orgazm you’ve always promised her. Or if you’re feeling really bold, you could bring it to bed with you, shove it up your own arse, and show the missus that it does fit, it doesn’t hurt that much, and would it kill her to try it just once?
If I were working and not travelling very soon, I'd definitely buy one of each product. But not the Clone-A-Pussy. No. Ugh.
Posted by JonasParker at February 8, 2006 1:21 AM
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