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February 27, 2006
Wifely Expectations Sicko
In case you haven't heard already, Travis Frey is charged with the kidnapping of his wife. At issue is the Contract of Wifely Duties that he drew up. This is a set of rules that she would hopefully sign and be lawfully bound to follow. At least in his head, such as it is. Here are some of the juicier bits, summarized:
- Shave every third day including the pubic region (navel to anus), with precise limits;
- Only thigh highs and garters, only thong panties;
- Must be naked no later than 20 minutes after the kids have gone to bed;
- My Time is 3 hours a day where he can do "anything and everything I want"
- Good Behaviour Days, or GBDs
- On Demand service
- Must give head for at least five minutes
I understand that there are many types of relationships out there, and that if she were the type to need to be controlled in that way (and they do exist in all degrees), then I'd say that this guy would be pretty damned lucky. There are all kinds of people. Given that she felt threatened by this man, and that she did not seem to have any real interest in playing this game every single day of her life, I would really love to take a sledgehammer to this guy's whatever. Fucking asshole doesn't quite describe how I feel about him. I don't even caer if he is mentally ill, I really don't.
Posted by JonasParker at February 27, 2006 12:41 PM
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