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March 30, 2006
Woman found dead, alone with pets
This happened right here in Montreal. The woman's cause of death is unknown. Fluffy, the resident cat who first found the body had this to say:
"I feel absolutely terrible about this...She was so kind to me. I was having a cat nap for a couple of hours, and when I woke up for my snuggles she was...she was...gone."
"She was awright," said Blacky, the other cat. "But she was f*cked up. She used to be up all night washing dishes, playing funny music. And the way she'd carry on with that dog. That sh*t ain't normal. She crazy."
When questioned about the eating of the woman, Lee, a basset hound, said, "Our beloved mistress is dead and gone, but we were hungry. I was waiting in the kitchen for hours for her to fill my rations. When I finally realized that there might be a problem, well, she was already dead. I figured that her body was her last gift to us, bless her soul."
"Whateva," added Blacky. "Woulda been a waste of good food to let her rot away like that. That's GOOOOOD eatin."
Posted by JonasParker at March 30, 2006 12:33 PM
Comments
Yeah, read that one yesterday. Too often, an ageing single woman's nightmare, that.
Posted by: zura at March 31, 2006 3:42 PM
Dang! I guess I shouldn't really laugh at such a thing but well ... your post is too damned funny!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Paolo at April 11, 2006 5:44 PM
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