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June 9, 2006
Monkey trial?
Read this headline.
When I read it, the first thing I thought was, "How the hell are they putting monkeys on trial? And what does this have to do with AIDS research?" Of course I quickly dismissed this and thought of the Scopes Monkey Trial. I was wrong. Without reading the article, I thought that it might have to do with this:
Prosecutor: "We will prove, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that these monkeys, in an ill-fated attempt to create a separate race of supermonkeys that would evenutally supplant human beings, engineered a plot to willfully seduce a carefully selected weak-minded human male to impregnate this particular monkey (points finger accusingly at female monkey)."Defense: "We object, Your Honour, on the basis of bullshit!"
Judge: "Watch yourself, councillor. You may "call bullshit", but I will not tolerate your unbridled use of the word "bullshit". Keep it clean."
This has been another episode of "How My Mind Works Sometimes".
P.S.; I STILL haven't read the article. I'm sure it's interesting, though.
Posted by JonasParker at June 9, 2006 11:15 AM
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