March 30, 2006
Woman found dead, alone with pets
This happened right here in Montreal. The woman's cause of death is unknown. Fluffy, the resident cat who first found the body had this to say:
"I feel absolutely terrible about this...She was so kind to me. I was having a cat nap for a couple of hours, and when I woke up for my snuggles she was...she was...gone."
"She was awright," said Blacky, the other cat. "But she was f*cked up. She used to be up all night washing dishes, playing funny music. And the way she'd carry on with that dog. That sh*t ain't normal. She crazy."
When questioned about the eating of the woman, Lee, a basset hound, said, "Our beloved mistress is dead and gone, but we were hungry. I was waiting in the kitchen for hours for her to fill my rations. When I finally realized that there might be a problem, well, she was already dead. I figured that her body was her last gift to us, bless her soul."
"Whateva," added Blacky. "Woulda been a waste of good food to let her rot away like that. That's GOOOOOD eatin."
March 29, 2006
Before Kill Bill there was
More strange stuff from Japan. NSFW.
March 24, 2006
March 23, 2006
Love doll rental
You don't even have to ask her name, or clean up afterwards.
God, those Japanese are strange.
March 8, 2006
Real-life Simpsons
Have you seen it yet? More details here. Can't believe the show's been on for 17 years.
Must have a degree from Queens
Jeffrey Haynes of Michigan might have gone to Queens University because, as you might know, Queens fucks sheep (scroll down).