May 26, 2003

I am a Cheese Slut

I am about to have dinner. "Dinner" consists of a grilled cheese sandwich made with real Quebec marble cheese.

I am making a modification though. You know hot hamburgers? A cooked patty swimming in gravy and onions with the bun used for dipping? I'm having that, except the bun in regular bread slices and the meat is the grilled cheese sandwich. The gravy? Cheez Whiz.

I bought it for the first time yesterday. I resisted it for so long because I was afraid of what would happen. I am about to be the slut in the center of a gangbang orgy of cheese. I'll be gobbling down orange cum and everything.

Posted by JonasParker at May 26, 2003 07:28 PM | TrackBack

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oh dear so gross. I don't know any of the things you talked about apart from the gang bang bit (heh) and the grilled cheese sandwhich.. the rest of it you lost me. Damn JP now I have an image of you as a woman with a big wedge of solid orange goop on your face and all these men who look scarily like you standing around calling you names. Posted by: Alexandra at June 8, 2004 03:13 PM
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